Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 320 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/60 points)
Get 10 points in story mode.
Get 20 points in story mode
Get 30 points in story mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/205 points)
Survive 300 Seconds!
Win as Pulse!
With with the Doom Blaster!
Win as Bones!
Win as Mag!
Win with the pistol!
Win with the Taipan!
Win with the Blaster!
Win with the AR Kritter!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 2/7 (60/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 13/41 (75/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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